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Frisky Friday – Star Toys


There’s a whole new meaning to “feel the force”.

Warning: NSFW and will probably alter childhood memories. 

Star Toys are a line of Star Wars themed sex toys. 

Seriously though, I’m wondering if they make film related noises. Is the R2 one beeping sarcastically while inside? Does the C-3PO kill the mood with uptight yammering? Will we next see condoms that make lightsaber noises? Clearly I have a lot of questions about these that I will probably never have answers for. 

These also bring a whole new meaning to saying I’m excited for Star Wars.

Here’s a clean article on Star Wars you can read at work while waiting for the movie. 

Guid cheerio the nou,

R~

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About the author

Rae Roy is a recreational athlete, crafter, gamer, and office worker who also tries to play instruments. She resides in the National Capital Region of Canada.

She is a neurodivergent Spoonie and a late-bloomer, bisexual.

Her writing primarily takes the form of novels or songs. Current projects include the first novel of a series and an anthology.